Why guns are better then women.

RangerXLT8 · May 2nd, 2007

Why guns are better than Women Joke

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Mrs. Caporali: Please don't click the ban button:)

**Capper** · May 2nd, 2007

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Originally Posted by RangerXLT8

Mrs. Caporali: Please don't click the ban button:)

HAHAHAHA

No worries, she has a good sense of humor

Jokerswild · May 2nd, 2007

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Originally Posted by Capper

HAHAHAHA

No worries, she has a good sense of humor

Yea She's a real pistol.

**stinger608** · May 2nd, 2007

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Originally Posted by Jokerswild

Yea She's a real pistol.

Quakindude · May 2nd, 2007

ROFLMAO! Love it!

screwballl · May 2nd, 2007

don't jump the gun... most women don't care for women jokes unless they are talking about other women

hilarious!!

wtcnbrwndo4u · May 2nd, 2007

That's brilliant.

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May 2nd, 2007	#1
RangerXLT8 Worker Ant Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 945	Why guns are better then women. Why guns are better than Women Joke #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup. #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN. Mrs. Caporali: Please don't click the ban button:) Quad Core Xeon 3210@3.22ghz GA-EP35C-DS3R 460FSB x 7 -- 60mm Delta fan on NB 2x1gb OCZ3-1333@1380MHZ Sapphire 4870 512mb GDDR5 2x Raptor 150 ADFD RAID 0--WD320YS RE 16mb Storage Samsung Super WriteMaster 20x DVDRW X-Fi eXtremeGamer w\Logitech Z-2300 Silverstone OP650 54A 12v Rail @50C DamgerDen Torture Rack--MC-TDX--Black Ice GTX240--MCP355 Rev 2--Swiftech MicroRes-- Tygon 3603 3/8"ID Logitech G5 - Logitech LX-710 wireless KB Vista Ultimate 64 Last edited by RangerXLT8; May 2nd, 2007 at 16:19.

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Quakindude I'm Diggin it! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Fort Rucker, AL. Posts: 2,736 Blog Entries: 7	Re: Why guns are better then women. ROFLMAO! Love it! Q6600@ 3.2GHz w/ CNPS9700 \| EVGA 780i \| 2Gb Corsair DDR2-800 \| EVGA GTX 280 1Gb Video \| 1x WD 640Gb HDD, 2x Seagate 400Gb HDD, 1x250Gb WD \| 2x Samsung SH-203B Opticals \| Antec 900 \| ABS/Tagan BZ700 700W PSU

May 2nd, 2007	#6
screwballl Colonel Calamity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sandy South Posts: 6,279 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Why guns are better then women. don't jump the gun... most women don't care for women jokes unless they are talking about other women hilarious!! Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.

May 2nd, 2007	#7
wtcnbrwndo4u Resident Brownie Join Date: May 2006 Location: KS Posts: 2,187	Re: Why guns are better then women. That's brilliant. - Core 2 Quad Q6600 - DFI Infinity 975X - 4GB Corsair XMS2 w/ DHX DDR2-800 - 250GB Seagate 7200.10RPM + 160GB Hitachi 5400.4RPM - ATi Radeon X1900XT 256MB - Cooler Master Centurion 5 + OCZ StealthXStream 600W - Acer 19" P191W Monitor - Logitech Z-5500 Digital + Logitech MX Revolution - Vista Ultimate x64