Wal-Mart Shopper

[Jokerswild]

A very loud, unattractive, witch of a woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.

Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins?? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice."

[polobunny]

Hahaha that's a good one joker.

[Reloadron]

Originally Posted by Jokerswild

A very loud, unattractive, witch of a woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.

Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins?? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice."

Look Joker till now I thought of you as a nice guy and all around good person. Now in the future I would much appreciate it if you would not make post referring to my first "X" wife. Also, she did not get laid twice (well by me). The first time I was drunk and the second time was when her cousine got her drunk after our divorce!

Ron

[halutzparilla]

this is a good one joker...