Wacky Warning Contest Winners

[Capper]

AP/Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch

A warning on a compact tractor that reads 'Danger: Avoid Death' has been chosen as the nation's wackiest warning label.

Winning entries in the 11th annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by the advocacy group Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch:

— Grand Prize: A label on a small tractor that warns: "Danger: Avoid Death."

— Second place: An iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."

— Third place: A baby stroller featuring a small pouch for storage that warns: "Do not put child in bag."

— Honorable Mention: A letter opener that says, "Caution: Safety goggles recommended."

— Honorable Mention: A marker that warns: "The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents."

'Danger: Avoid Death' Wins Annual Wacky Warning Contest

[Jokerswild]

Yea there's some really dumb ass ones out there.

[screwballl]

that sad part is it is needed..... how much bigger does McDonalds need to have their warnings for coffee? HOT, coffee is HOT, Contents are HOT, CAUTION: HOT
before long you will need to sign a release just to order a coffee

[Jokerswild]

The thing that cracks me up the most is the drive-up ATM machines have Braille on the keys.

[Hitman]

Originally Posted by Jokerswild

The thing that cracks me up the most is the drive-up ATM machines have Braille on the keys.

Well that makes sense because half the drivers on the road are fucking blind anyways.