Vampires in Italy

Redleg · July 15th, 2007

Ok, I admit, I have a warped sense of humor, but had to share.
This is really bad--- but funny!!!!!

Vampires in Italy

Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic.
After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good. So off they went to Italy and
ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the
shadows and waited for dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young
couple walking their way.
As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire
grabbed a person, sucked them dry and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below.
The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided
to have seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first, sucked dry and tossed into the
canal below. Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert.
In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with
the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed
over the rail into the canal.
The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but
that it was time to head back home.
As they started to walk away they began to hear some singing.
They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the alligator sang:

You don't know what the alligator sang, do you?

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Here it comes.

This is great.

"Drained wops keep falling on my head.

**gvblake22** · July 16th, 2007

WOW, that was bad!!!!!!!

Dr. V · July 16th, 2007

LMFAO truly belongs in this forum!

polobunny · July 16th, 2007

Bwahahaha XD Oh lol that made me piss my pants

Jokerswild · July 16th, 2007

I chuckled even though i shouldn't have.

That reminds me of some Italian jokes. I won't bore you with posting them.

Quakindude · July 16th, 2007

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Man, I just crapped myself from laughing so hard!

Redleg · July 18th, 2007

Brought that one out specially for Rich.

Jokerswild · July 19th, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redleg

Brought that one out specially for Rich.

No I would have brought out the Italian mud and snow tires one for him.

Italian mud and snow tires.
Dago thru mud
Dago thru snow
Dago thru rain..... and when Dago flat Dago Wop Wop Wop

July 15th, 2007	#1
Redleg 155 concussions feel good Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Highlands of Inverness, no, not Scotland, Florida Posts: 201	Vampires in Italy Ok, I admit, I have a warped sense of humor, but had to share. This is really bad--- but funny!!!!! Vampires in Italy Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good. So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below. The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first, sucked dry and tossed into the canal below. Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal. The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was time to head back home. As they started to walk away they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the alligator sang: You don't know what the alligator sang, do you? Are you ready? Are you sure? Here it comes. This is great. "Drained wops keep falling on my head.

July 16th, 2007	#2
gvblake22 Modder-ator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tempe Desert Posts: 6,475 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Vampires in Italy WOW, that *was* bad!!!!!!!

July 16th, 2007	#3
Dr. V Yes - the Doctor is back. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,741	Re: Vampires in Italy LMFAO truly belongs in this forum! Which DDR3 set-up should I use in my new build? HELP!

July 16th, 2007	#4
polobunny T-Rex Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,058 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Vampires in Italy Bwahahaha XD Oh lol that made me piss my pants

July 16th, 2007	#5
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,195	Re: Vampires in Italy I chuckled even though i shouldn't have. That reminds me of some Italian jokes. I won't bore you with posting them.

July 16th, 2007	#6
Quakindude I'm Diggin it! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Fort Rucker, AL. Posts: 2,757 Blog Entries: 7	Re: Vampires in Italy ROFLMAO!!!!! Man, I just crapped myself from laughing so hard! Q6600@ 3.2GHz w/ CNPS9700 \| EVGA 780i \| 2Gb Corsair DDR2-800 \| EVGA GTX 280 1Gb Video \| 1x WD 640Gb HDD, 2x Seagate 400Gb HDD, 1x250Gb WD \| 2x Samsung SH-203B Opticals \| Antec 900 \| ABS/Tagan BZ700 700W PSU

July 18th, 2007	#7
Redleg 155 concussions feel good Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Highlands of Inverness, no, not Scotland, Florida Posts: 201	Re: Vampires in Italy Brought that one out specially for Rich.

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