Too Much to Drink

[Jokerswild]

Paddy had been drinking at his local
Dublin pub all day and most of the night.
Mick, the bartender, says:
"You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy."
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then". Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.
He falls flat on his face.
"What the...." he says and pulls himself up by the Stool and dusts himself off.

He takes a step towards the door and falls
Flat on his face again. "Damn!" he says.

He looks to the doorway and thinks that if he Can just get to the door and get some fresh air He'll be fine.

He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the Door frame, sticks his head outside takes a deep Breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a Step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face.

"Bi' Jesus... I'm soused," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and Decides to try for it. He crawls down the street And shimmies up the door frame, opens the door And looks inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says:
"No Flippin' Way."

But he somehow crawls up the stairs to his bed Room door, thinks, "Think I can make it to the bed."

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his Face again. He says, "This is hell. I gotta stop drinking," but manages To crawl to the bed and fall in.

The next morning, his wife comes into the room Carrying a cup of coffee and says, get up Paddy.
"Did you have a wee bit to drink last night?"

Paddy says;
"I did Jess. I was totally pissfaced how did You know?"

Mickey called; "You left your wheelchair at the pub."

[Quakindude]

ROFLMAO!!!

Hadn't seen that one before!

[polobunny]

Hahaha, must have been hard.

[screwballl]

that was great... about time we have a new joke floating around (or one that I haven't seen)

[JazzyJake]

that's an awesome joke..wow.. xD

[gvblake22]

HAHAHA, nice one

[Zambini]

awwwwwwww


lol

[gvblake22]

WAIT....
Why was he sitting at a bar stool instead of his wheel chair in the first place?

[polobunny]

Originally Posted by gvblake22

WAIT....
Why was he sitting at a bar stool instead of his wheel chair in the first place?

If it illegal for an handicapped man to sit at a bar stool or something?
Oh, and likely because the bar is kinda high and he can't reach when he's in his weelchair. :P

[Jokerswild]

Originally Posted by gvblake22

WAIT....
Why was he sitting at a bar stool instead of his wheel chair in the first place?

So he can fall on his face.