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Old August 18th, 2008   #1
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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News


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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
I think they added insult to injury by saying "the bench has numerous small holes"





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LOL WTF, I can't believe he didn't just wait or something. Good job calling the police XD



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I think they added insult to injury by saying "the bench has numerous small holes"
yeah,the chinese are small...mostly



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How embarrassing for the guy!




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yeah,the chinese are small...mostly
Personal experiences? :P



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