tall chick with long legs

[screwballl]

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the! waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.

How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I! ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

[simple_inhibition]

BWAHAHAHAHA OWNED

[XoRn]

I hate sarcastic genies. Ones hard of hearing aren't to good either.

A man is in a women is in a bar when a man walks in with a tiny man on his shoulder playing the piano. Puzzled she asks him how he got the small man playing a piano, on his shoulder.

"There is a genie outside granting one wish for everyone who ask." he says. Immediately the women jumps out of her seat and runs for the door. Out side she finds the genie and says."I wish for a million bucks!"

The genie looks at her and nods. A moment later a shadow clouds out the sun. The lady looks up and a million ducks a flying over head, diving down and smashing into things.

She freaks out and jumps back into the bar and goes to the man and says "What the hell!, I wished for a million bucks the genie gave me a million DUCKS!?"

The man replies, "I tired to tell you before you left, he is hard of hearing. Do you REALLY think I would wish for a 12 inch Pianist?

[gvblake22]

Originally Posted by XoRn

I hate sarcastic genies. Ones hard of hearing aren't to good either.

A man is in a women is in a bar when a man walks in with a tiny man on his shoulder playing the piano. Puzzled she asks him how he got the small man playing a piano, on his shoulder.

"There is a genie outside granting one wish for everyone who ask." he says. Immediately the women jumps out of her seat and runs for the door. Out side she finds the genie and says."I wish for a million bucks!"

The genie looks at her and nods. A moment later a shadow clouds out the sun. The lady looks up and a million ducks a flying over head, diving down and smashing into things.

She freaks out and jumps back into the bar and goes to the man and says "What the hell!, I wished for a million bucks the genie gave me a million DUCKS!?"

The man replies, "I tired to tell you before you left, he is hard of hearing. Do you REALLY think I would wish for a 12 inch Pianist?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's great!

[whitecree]

Genie jokes, eh?

A long-time married couple are celebrating their 40th anniversary. A passing genie, impressed with two people staying together that long, stops by to offer his congrats and a wish.

The old gal turns to her husband and tells him to make his wish first.

He looks at her and sez: "Honey, I'm sorry. All these years, our time together has been just great. I can't rwally complain about anything, but this is an opportunity too good to pass up.

"I wish I was married to a woman 30 years younger than me."

The genie shrugs and turns the man into an 80 year old.

[screwballl]

hmmmm math time...
40th anniversary... 30 years younger... turned into 80 year old... means she is 50.... so they got married when they were 10 years old! Must be from Arkansas!

[simple_inhibition]

Originally Posted by screwballl

hmmmm math time...
40th anniversary... 30 years younger... turned into 80 year old... means she is 50.... so they got married when they were 10 years old! Must be from Arkansas!

BWAHAHAHA NICE