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[Capper]

Sheep molester strikes six times

ANIMAL charities and farm workers have condemned a spate of sick animal attacks which are believed to have left two sheep dead.

Over recent months, the Times has heard reports of a tall black man sexually assaulting sheep in Chislehurst but it wasn't until last week that witnesses formally reported it to police.

The attacks happened in and around Tongs Farm in Botany Bay Lane, six times between March and June and vary in time from 3 to 8pm.

Last Monday at 7.20pm, two shocked joggers saw a man sexually assaulting a sheep in a field before he ran off leaving some grey jogging bottoms at the scene.

They first became suspicious when they spotted him pulling up his trousers and pulling down his black polo top as he stood near a sheep that was lying on the ground.

Believing him to have had sexual contact with the sheep, they alerted a National Trust warden who arrived at the same time as the farmer who helped the sheep to its feet and discovered a discarded jogging bottoms.

Bromley Times

[stinger608]

Sh1t head!!!!!

[garetjax]

You know Stinger, you should probably lay low for a little while. I'm sure you and your right hand are on speaking terms again...

Your new avatar, Stinger:

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