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| ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006
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| The Republican Fisherman A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.' She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.' 'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.' The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.' 'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You'r e in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.' |
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| Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| ![]() ![]() ![]() Very funny! ![]() |
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| Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Cape Coral, FL USA
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| ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's Hilarious! Watch out the haters will attack you soon. ![]() Rig I EVGA 680i A1-Q6600 GO @ 9x400 1:1/4x1GB Crucial Ballistix Tracers /2x EVGA 8800GTS 640 SSC SLIed/Raptors Raid-0/X-Fi/ oczGXS700/Nautilus500 & Swiftech Storm/XP-Pro/Antec 900Rig II EVGA 780i A1/E8400 @ 500x8 /4x1GB Dominator 8500C5D/9800GTX SSC(trading up to GX2)/Raptors Raid-0/Corsair TX750W/ApogeeGt, DDC2 & HWL-BIP II*Vista Ultimate x64/Stacker Laptop Asus M51Sn TOASTER SIG ![]() You still voting Democrat? You're stuck on stupid! |
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| ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006
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I doubt it since I lean toward the liberal side. Funny is funny. | |
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| Go Ahead Punk. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New Hampshire
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