Put mind in gear before engaging tongue

**Hitman** · April 20th, 2007

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says, "Hello!" He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows herfrom. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher.

screwballl · April 20th, 2007

I heard that one about a decade ago... but its still funny

**gvblake22** · April 21st, 2007

HAHA, whipped with wet celery!

April 20th, 2007	#1
Hitman Functional Alcoholic Join Date: May 2006 Location: 14S E:561116 N:3830189 Posts: 4,218 Blog Entries: 2	Put mind in gear before engaging tongue A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says, "Hello!" He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows herfrom. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher.

April 20th, 2007	#2
screwballl Colonel Calamity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sandy South Posts: 6,281 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Put mind in gear before engaging tongue I heard that one about a decade ago... but its still funny Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.

April 21st, 2007	#3
gvblake22 Modder-ator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tempe Desert Posts: 6,351 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Put mind in gear before engaging tongue HAHA, whipped with wet celery!

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