Prostitute

Jokerswild · February 26th, 2007

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then
asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No. That won't
work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."

**gvblake22** · February 26th, 2007

whitecree · February 26th, 2007

Only 3 a day? Must be a part-time chicken rancher...

Cyberlon · February 27th, 2007

I don't know what is more funny, the joke or the fact that whitecree actually thought about it enough to do the math.

Oldfatslob · March 2nd, 2007

HEY, I RESEMBLE THAT STATEMENT! Yea, really, I do taxes! LOL!

February 26th, 2007	#1
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,118	Prostitute A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."

February 26th, 2007	#2
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February 26th, 2007	#3
whitecree Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: deep in the forest, chipping away at some yellow cedar Posts: 173	Re: Prostitute Only 3 a day? Must be a part-time chicken rancher... P4 2Ghz, soyo dragon2 mobo, 3x256 pc3200, radeon 9200 128Mb, pioneer 4x cd/dvd combo, 40G + 80G Hdds, pinnacle firewire, onboard sound, 35W psu

February 27th, 2007	#4
Cyberlon Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Higher than you! Posts: 179	Re: Prostitute I don't know what is more funny, the joke or the fact that whitecree actually thought about it enough to do the math. ____________________________ _= AMD 2700+ OC'd to 3200 =_ -=1GB RAM, ATI 9600XT 512MB=- --------------------------------

March 2nd, 2007	#5
Oldfatslob What? Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 27	Re: Prostitute HEY, I RESEMBLE THAT STATEMENT! Yea, really, I do taxes! LOL! DISCLAIMER; I was probably drunk when I wrote this! Where do I start? G6 350, Dell Dimension 8100, HP ZD7000, HP A630N, or the wallyworld Compaq?