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February 16th, 2007
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| ButtHead
 Join Date: Mar 2006
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|  Pharmicist has problems A guy comes home to find his wife in tears. He asks her what's wrong. She tells him the pharmacist has been very mean to her. He tells her he'll take care of it. He goes to confront the pharmacist and the pharmacist asks him to let him tell his side of the story before he comes unglued on him, so the guy tells him to go ahead and tell it. Well says the pharmacist it all started this morning when I woke up late because I forgot to set the alarm. I rushed out the door to the car and forgot my keys so I had to break a window to get in the house to get them. By then I was really late and in a hurry to open the shop and a cop pulls me over for speeding, then when I start going again the tire goes flat, so I change it and finally get to the pharmacy. There's a crowd waiting for me to open up. I finally get inside and start waiting on customers and the phone starts ringing, I'm making change for a woman and I have to open a new roll of nickels and when I bang them on the cash register drawer they go flying everywhere and the phone is still ringing. I start picking up the nickels and when I stand up I bang my head on the drawer and stumble back into a perfume rack, sending several bottles of perfume crashing to the floor. The phone is still ringing and I finally make the change and answer the phone and it's your wife on the other end and she wants to know how to use a rectal thermometer, so I tell her.   Last edited by Jokerswild; February 16th, 2007 at 07:39. | ||||||||||||||
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February 16th, 2007
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| Ahh Hi!!
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Colorado
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| Re: Pharmicist has problems Rofl good stuff  MB... A8N32-SLI Deluxe. CPU.. Dual Core AMD Opteron 180 2.4GHz Ram.. A-DATA Vitesta 2GB (2 x 1GB) 4gb total PSU..550W ATX2.01 (Rosewill) Graphics.. Evga 7600gt HDD.. WD caviar se Optical drives.. 2x LITE-ON Black 20X DVD+R... OS.. Vista Premium (32 bit) | ||||||||||||||
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February 16th, 2007
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| Deus Sol Invictus
 | Re: Pharmicist has problems Either I don't get it or it's not funny. =/  If there is a final hour, let's hope for a higher power. One by one, and two by two, I have ammo, what about you? | ||||||||||||||
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February 16th, 2007
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 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Higher than you!
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| Re: Pharmicist has problems This rectal thermometer tastes like shighte! ____________________________ _= AMD 2700+ OC'd to 3200 =_ -=1GB RAM, ATI 9600XT 512MB=- -------------------------------- | ||||||||||||||
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February 16th, 2007
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| Kill the wabbit
 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Wyoming
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| Re: Pharmicist has problems The Pharmacist said " Stick it up your *** " Now thats very funny stuff. lmao Asus A8N32-SLI Deluxe. Amd X2 4200 2GB Corsair XMS Extreme. BFG 8800GTS 320 OC2 ThermalTake "Big Typhoon". Audigy 2 ZS. Logitech X-530 5.1 surround. Sceptre X9 LCD WD 2000 HDD. Lit-on DVD R/RW. MGE "Viper"case PurePower RX 500W | ||||||||||||||
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February 16th, 2007
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| Deus Sol Invictus
| Re: Pharmicist has problems Quote:
Don't really find that funny, oh well. =/ If there is a final hour, let's hope for a higher power. One by one, and two by two, I have ammo, what about you? | |||||||||||||||
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February 16th, 2007
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| I'm Diggin it!
 | Re: Pharmicist has problems First time I've seen that one. Good one!  Q6600@ 3.2GHz w/ CNPS9700 | EVGA 780i | 2Gb Corsair DDR2-800 | EVGA 9800GTX 512 Video | 1x WD 640Gb HDD, 2x Seagate 400Gb HDD, 1x250Gb WD | 2x Samsung SH-203B Opticals | Antec 900 | ABS/Tagan BZ700 700W PSU | ||||||||||||||
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February 16th, 2007
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| VGA tuner & F@H Moderator
 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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| Re: Pharmicist has problems ROFLMAO  Main rig: Chieftec modded case,MSI P4N Diamond, D830@3.48Ghz,1.4V,928FSB 2GB patriot Extreme Performance 6400@900Mhz, 4-4-4-17 Inno3D 7900GT@542Mhz/1.6Ghz, Thermalright SI-97 Samsung 320GB, Maxtor 250GB; Antec 500W Swiftech NB, Asus StarIceBlue CPU cooler; XP Pro Laptop: Dell XPS 1530 (T7500; 3GB 667 RAM; 160GB 7200rpm HDD; 8600GT; Vista 32bit) my 6800LE mod | ||||||||||||||
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February 16th, 2007
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| HardwareLogic's Otis Campbell (retired from Mayberry)
 | Re: Pharmicist has problems Quote:
I thought it was pretty dang funny myself  Last edited by stinger608; February 16th, 2007 at 15:04. | |||||||||||||||
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February 16th, 2007
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| Meow means woof in cat.
 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Elba, AL
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| Re: Pharmicist has problems I got a snicker out of it myself. THIS JOKE MAKES BABIES UGLY! Intel Core 2 Duo E6420 Conroe @ 2.80GHz Cooler Master GeminII - Thanks Rich and HL! GIGABYTE GA-965P-DS3 (rev. 1.3) EVGA GeForce 8800GTS 320MB @ 726/962 CORSAIR XMS2 4GB (4 x 1GB) DDR2-800 OCZ GameXStream 600W PSU Maxtor 300GB 7200RPM SATA150 16MB cache HDD Seagate 500GB 7200ROM SATA300 16mb cache HDD Sony NEC Optiarc 18X DVD±R DVD Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi XtremeMusic 7.1 ZyXel m-202 802.11g adapter Antec Nine Hundred Creative 5.1 speakers Viewsonic Optiquest q20wb 20" LCD | ||||||||||||||
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