Pet Peeves

[Jokerswild]

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

[screwballl]

Originally Posted by Jokerswild

You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

no but if they have the chance they would eat it...
and if they were actually that smart they would learn that when they bark when it is dark, they will get in trouble...
some animals are just plain dumb... others like cats are smart and know exactly what they are doing... some people just don't like having pets smarter than them which is why dogs are more popular pets than cats are.

[Jokerswild]

I've had both cats and dogs, they both have their good and bad points but there's none more loyal than a dog.

[onebxr]

I have 2 dogs that like to eat cats. I hear cats taste like chicken.
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[Reloadron]

They are the best of friends:


He weighs in at 130 pounds:



If you screw with her or threaten her in any way he will hurt you or die trying to protect her. Her own mother learned real fast it was unwise to disapline her (spank) in his presence. He defines what unconditional love is all about.

Yeah, we sometimes have to clean up after him but it is a small price to pay for what he gives in return.

C'mon lets see some dog pictures!

Ron

[screwballl]

Originally Posted by Jokerswild

there's none more loyal than a dog.

you haven't met my cats then

One of my cats is the most loving cat ever but anytime someone else tried messing with her or my daughter she attacked them..

We all have our preferences and mine is just cats although we do have a dog which I thoroughly hate, but my daughter loves her so can't get rid of her.... yet.

[Reloadron]

Originally Posted by screwballl

you haven't met my cats then

One of my cats is the most loving cat ever but anytime someone else tried messing with her or my daughter she attacked them..

We all have our preferences and mine is just cats although we do have a dog which I thoroughly hate, but my daughter loves her so can't get rid of her.... yet.

Bwahh, off the cats and keep the dog. Your daughter loves her because her wisdom knows the dog is her best friend! She knows the dog would protect her as the cats ran in a shit hits the fan situation.

Ron

[Capper]

I was never a cat fan before George, but he is definitely the coolest cat in the world.....but Mars was the greatest dog I've ever seen...loving, smart, and very protective of his friends.....I'll definitely never own another breed of dog, German shepherds are the best.

[polobunny]

Originally Posted by Reloadron

They are the best of friends:


He weighs in at 130 pounds:



If you screw with her or threaten her in any way he will hurt you or die trying to protect her. Her own mother learned real fast it was unwise to disapline her (spank) in his presence. He defines what unconditional love is all about.

Yeah, we sometimes have to clean up after him but it is a small price to pay for what he gives in return.

C'mon lets see some dog pictures!

Ron

Official Pet thread

[Jokerswild]

Peaches, I didn't have to worry about Katlyn playing in the back yard with her there.


TC, was happiest trying to get in birds nests.