This one is wrong

**simple_inhibition** · February 2nd, 2007

Whats the first thing a woman does after returning home from a battered womans shelter?

The Dishes if she knows whats best for her

**Capper** · February 2nd, 2007

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice!!!!

Quakindude · February 2nd, 2007

What does it mean when your wife comes out of the kitchen and into the living room to ask you what you want for dinner?

You made her chain too long.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the stove.

**gvblake22** · February 2nd, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quakindude

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the stove.

You stole mine!

Why are the Bride's wedding dresses white?

...to match the stove and refrigerator!

**Capper** · February 2nd, 2007

Better not let Michaela see this thread

**Hitman** · February 2nd, 2007

Why did the Woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the F*ck is she doing out of the kitchen?

February 2nd, 2007	#1
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February 2nd, 2007	#3
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February 2nd, 2007	#6
Hitman Functional Alcoholic Join Date: May 2006 Location: 14S E:561116 N:3830189 Posts: 4,248 Blog Entries: 2	Re: This one is wrong Why did the Woman cross the road? Never mind that, what the F*ck is she doing out of the kitchen?

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