A woman sent her clothing out to the chinese laundry. When it came back, there were still stains in her panties. The next week she enclosed a note to the chinese laundry man that said, "use more soap on panties".
This went on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry...." use more soap on panties".
Finally fed up, the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "USE MORE SOAP AN ASS"
A thirteen year old boy got into his fathers Viagra.
They had to take him to the ER.
He had third degree burns on both hands!
Two old men were sitting on a park bench with there johnsons hanging out, when two little old ladies walked by and gasped, "What are you two doin?"
The one man responded, "well, yesterday we sat here with our collars open and got a stiff neck."
A little boy goes to his father and asks, how was I born?
The father answers,"well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway."
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.Then I set up a date via email with your mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We then sneaked into a private room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit delete, nine months later a little pop up appeared that said......You got mail!
January 5th, 2008
one more time 
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