Official Chuck Norris Fan Club

[Capper]

We already have a David Hasslehoff fan club, officially endorsed by the New England Patriots.

So why not an official Chuck Norris fan club? He's the Pittsburgh Steelers of good guys!!!!!


Top 100 Facts for Chuck Norris

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answes. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

[Yellowhello]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm in!

[Jokerswild]

YouTube - Chuck Norris, the bible and the fist.

[screwballl]

ZZZZZzzzzzzz.......... huh what?
What is so great about him, he is just another Christian that has had some movies where he portrayed a tough guy.
Of course this is better than David Hasselhoff, I mean the entire season of Baywatch they never had a scene where he was bangin one of those babes so that secures his gay status right there (even though he is in the closet)...

So I guess you have a choice: gay guy or bible thumper?

[Yellowhello]

Haha yeah, Joker, I saw that clip too... http://forums.hardwarelogic.com/f207...ble-11088.html

[Jokerswild]

YouTube - Big Bad John

[stinger608]

Wow Joker, that was a great find

Yep, John Wayne was "big bad John"

[Capper]

its sweet how you old timers get misty eyed when something is in black and white.

[Loosecannon]

Originally Posted by Capper

its sweet how you old timers get misty eyed when something is in black and white.

My son thought the world used to be black and white after seeing a western one day........he asked if i remembered seeing colour for the first time.

[Yellowhello]

Nice little tune there...