NSFW Joes new suit

[screwballl]

H E A D A C H E . . .

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates
one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in
20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As
he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing
store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.' He entered the shop
and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said , 'Let's see... size 44 long.'
Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60
years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a
moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34
sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you
know? 'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around
the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe
thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see...
size 36.' Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 32 since I was 18
years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 32. A size 32 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell
of a headache.'

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

[Stormcrow]

Oh man, I lawled with that one.

[halutzparilla]

lol wtf ...

[polobunny]

Oh shit. XD

[Hitman]

I have heard that one before, but the poor guys name was Mike. Anyways, it's still a fucked up joke.

[screwballl]

Could've been Mike but the only one I know (the one I look at in the mirror on occasion) wears boxers so its not that one...