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Old August 6th, 2007   #1
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Default No Speaka Da English

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH



A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.


The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:


"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, " You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our
sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell '
Mississippi'."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!



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Old August 6th, 2007   #2
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so where do I send the 5 dollars?



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Old August 6th, 2007   #3
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haha, where's my $5?!



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Old August 6th, 2007   #4
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so where do I send the 5 dollars?
Spend it on a pole dancer.



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Old August 6th, 2007   #5
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Damn joker, at fiva dollor, your going to maka freaka fortun



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Lmao yea you could make good money off of that bet. This was a great one by the way!



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