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July 12th, 2007
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| 155 concussions feel good  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Highlands of Inverness, no, not Scotland, Florida
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|  Naughty Nursing Two men were in the Doctor's Office. Each of them to get a Vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room and tells both men "Strip and put on these gowns, before going in to see the Doctor to have your procedures done". A few minutes later she returns and reaches into the gown of one of the men, and proceeds to fondle and ultimately masturbate him. Shocked as he is, he asks, "Why are you doing that"? To which she replies. "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure". The man, not wanting to be a problem, and enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is finished with him, she proceeds to the next man. She starts fondling him as she had the first man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man, seeing this, quickly responds, "Hey!! Why is it that I get masturbated, and he gets a blow job"? The nurse simply replies, "That sir is the difference between an HMO and Blue Cross/Blue Shield"!   |
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July 12th, 2007
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| Meow means woof in cat.  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Elba, AL
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| Re: Naughty Nursing HAHAHA, that's awesome! Intel Core 2 Duo E6420 Conroe @ 2.80GHz Cooler Master GeminII - Thanks Rich and HL! GIGABYTE GA-965P-DS3 (rev. 1.3) EVGA GeForce 8800GTS 320MB @ 726/962 CORSAIR XMS2 4GB (4 x 1GB) DDR2-800 OCZ GameXStream 600W PSU Maxtor 300GB 7200RPM SATA150 16MB cache HDD Seagate 500GB 7200ROM SATA300 16mb cache HDD Sony NEC Optiarc 18X DVD±R DVD Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi XtremeMusic 7.1 ZyXel m-202 802.11g adapter Antec Nine Hundred Creative 5.1 speakers Viewsonic Optiquest q20wb 20" LCD |
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July 12th, 2007
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| ButtHead  Join Date: Mar 2006
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| Re: Naughty Nursing I have Blue Cross/Blue Shield.    |
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July 13th, 2007
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| 155 concussions feel good Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Highlands of Inverness, no, not Scotland, Florida
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| Re: Naughty Nursing I'm stuck with the VA, so you know what that means!   |
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July 13th, 2007
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| Yes - the Doctor is back.  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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| Re: Naughty Nursing Lol this one was very good!  |
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July 13th, 2007
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| ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006
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July 13th, 2007
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| We take both criticism and positive comments very positively  | Re: Naughty Nursing Quote:
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July 15th, 2007
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| 155 concussions feel good Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Highlands of Inverness, no, not Scotland, Florida
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