Morals and Marriage

[Phosphorous]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year,and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.... it was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
mini skirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant
view of her boobs. It had to be deliberate. She never did it
when she was near anyone else.One day "little" sister called
and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She
was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told
me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,"I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,just
come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and ran straight
towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you
have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.........

[halutzparilla]

you got me there!!! codoms are better kept in cars than in pockets!!!