For Matt

[Jokerswild]

This is hysterical Watch what happens when you send it off

This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on!


NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[Capper]

No Joker, thats for Police........ Matt's actually just mall security

Mall Cops Trained For Terror
Mall security guards are now receiving homeland security training.

In a shopping mall outside Hartford, past the Abercrombie & Fitch and the cell phone kiosks, tucked away by the Barnes & Noble, a conference room full of security guards is learning how to spot suicide bombers.

They are being taught blast patterns and behavior profiles, how a bomb is packaged and how a bomber is recruited.

I'll tell you this: If there's anything mall security guards need it is a new aspect of their job to make them think they are more important than they actually are.
Don't be surprised if you find yourself wrapped up in a CIA investigation the next time you are loitering.

Kick the Leftist: 11/28/2004 - 12/04/2004

[Jokerswild]

Doh I forgot. When someone keeps telling you their a cop you get to believing it after a while.

[PrOLifIC_onE]

haha, yeah seen those via email. darn pigs...