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Old February 11th, 2008   #1
 
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Subject: Management Lesson

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone
else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll
give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.'
The girl looked at
him and then said, 'NO.'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw
the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time
you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she
would consult with her boyfriend, She called him and explained the
situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money
real ly fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and
accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is
waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the
boyfriend call s and asks, 'What happened?'
Still breathing hard,
she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before
agreeing to it and getting screwed!



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Old February 11th, 2008   #2
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I would have thrown pennies :reddy:



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darn quarters she got screwed...



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haha. I would have thrown 1 Lire coins

although those might be worth something....



1 Peso pennies!





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HAHA, screwed....



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I read this on another adult area forum I am a part of but is still funny nonetheless







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HAHA, screwed....

heheh......





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