Light a Fart today! Save Energy!

[Tech Geek Deluxe]

Do you realize that if everyone burned their own farts it could save the world and save energy and make our planet stay green.

A bit of sarcasm to match the trend of the greenies who have no brain.

Oh ... invest in "green" till the buble bursts ... then short their stocks into the dirt.

[polobunny]

I'm pretty sure the byproducts of burned farts could be dangerous though. :(

[Boy'nBlack]

If you do so with pants on, then Levis stocks will blow wide open (pun) and we can't afford to wear clothing anymore. Thousand points of light. If not Levis, the Hanes.

It's fun to poke fun of greenies, liberals, and mac users on about the same level. They have the answer, but won't do it, and will argue about anything else that's not told to them by others.

[garetjax]

Originally Posted by Tech Geek Deluxe

A bit of sarcasm to match the trend of the greenies who have no brain. Oh ... invest in "green" till the buble bursts ... then short their stocks into the dirt.

Like it or not, something has to be done... who's to say that the "green" movement that has been going on is the wrong way to go about doing things? At least our energy problem has been recognized and people are trying to "fix" it.

[Boy'nBlack]

Mostly, because it's stated an energy problem, when there's no energy problem? Ya, something like that.

It's like stating that there's a radish price spike when there's plenty of radishes, and it's blamed on the Vegetable Crisis just to have a crises and something to blame. The green seem to then want to end all radish usage, and just burn water.

Hey, if you can find the science, the science world will back it. For now, there's an issue, and you will pay and pay until the firm gives up just enough to let radishes grow, get eaten, and cabbage be sought for intake. Or maybe no intake at all, since the green still want' something burnt as an alternative.

Plug an electric car in, it's still going to a NatGas plant, and you're not getting a nuke in under 10 years. Sorry, the green closed those down when we didn't need them. Plug that thing in, kill the liquid engine, you need more power, more plants. Every city will look like Bakersfield, and if you haven't seen Bakersfield, you need to go there on an Anti-vacation.

So if there's a cure now, no matter what $300 million I'm promised if I can invent it, I'd do it without and we'd have it. I can also hope for those flying carriages from a century ago and still get nothing but a hope. You want relief? To get it now means breaking the oil alliance and use what we have in abundance...natgas (North American) and corn. You can run of the natgas we ship out, and still have some stragglers for...generations at least. And that's just if we stop importing oil and use only North American sources to burn...no OPEC, just US.

Ever made a liter of biodiesel? You can make it for a buck a gallon. Google "Dr.Pepper fuel". You can make it one liter at a time. Or just talk about how everyone's wrong and drive to work like you've done since you've known better. Even got a diesel?

Ok, here's a trivia question out of that: What is Jet Fuel?

Low grade diesel that tractor trailers use. The good stuff is JP5 and you don't get JP5 unless it's necessary (emergency ration). If it burns, a turbine will run on it. Find something you can burn, I'll burn it, and you get your plug in cars. Just think it's geeky that everyone thinks jet fuel is some hot rod special stuff that Honda forums talk about trying to get a hold of. I'll show you a video of butane and canola oil, and a 32HP turbine. That's more than my 50cc 2-stroke. Half of a common 600CC motorcycle engine, and runs on anything you can put through a tube and burns.

I just think it's funny, and this is the thread to do it in, that someone has the answer but...they don't. They just say they do and call themselves green and world savers. They're world killers by dragging all of us around trying to fix the damned problem. Hey, I'd love to stick an 8" tube in the ocean and run off water, but you know what? It's not fairy tale land and I can't do that. So kill oil, you have an issue. Kill everything not green, you're Dead In the Water and done. So compromise, and tell your friends to stop fighting the power so much too and just help fix the problem.

It's not like us bad guys love to just suck up oil and kill, kill, kill. Give it to us, we'll give it back. That's how we make money. Make it easy, it passes down as cheap energy. All we hear is talk all freaking day. If this stands, we'll shut down, and what do you have? Electric cars, no plug ins, no gas, and you have to fregg'n walk somewhere. In the dark. Better get on that magic battery McCain said he'd reward you with. And it's not McCain's fault. If there was an option, he's looking for it. Democrats just want it all to stop, but they won't the moment they punch in the numbers and see it's a fatal move to just stop using fuel.

So greenies ARE funny in that they have the cure, anyone using oil or something non green is bad, and they just don't care to share the cure. Just like mac folks that argue x86 is bad, but nothing of their own to say. They don't grasp that it's a world change.

*Snaps fingers*

Nope, world didn't change. Gotta work at it, and it should have started 4 years ago when we were freaking yelling for the North Slope to get drilled. Want it now, that's called a pipe dream. So keep dreaming, and we'll all run on dream machines.

But I'm SICK of the Energy crisis when there is none. It's a gas crisis. No one runs on gas, they can't. They'd have been broke in the 80's. The term puts blame on electricity and we're nothing of the blame. Leave us alone, call us what we are and not what the media tells you to call us. The media wants your head slighted at us angerly, while they figure out what's the real problem. That's not your friend. There is no energy crises. Stand down, relax, and focus on the fuel in your damned cars. You all shut down, cool....we'll run and plant more electrical facilities in 45 days each. That's what it takes to build the S&S plants you run on now. Again, you want a nuke? You should have let it through 9 years ago to have it finished next year. That would be your first step for the 20 year plan for electric cars.

PStttt..remember all those electric Chevy Evos? Lease. They were never bought, and just fullfilled the number and they're all in the Arizona desert rotting. That's why you can see them on the road. That was what you get of social mandates on immediate law. Temporary fixes, and where are they? Dead in the desert.

Go slow, think about the actual cure, and stop repeating what Joe Blow on channel 9 tells you. He's not right, and has no backing. He's just there to tell you the news, not make it. You want reality, we're hosed. Get diesels in here, and you can make your fuel off the fatty foods we eat. $1 a gallon, and I'm about to be open for business. Well, we farm 6,600 acres off normal sludge, I can do my part out here too.

Ya, greeniess are funny because they portray us as evil, they're the cure. I'm just waiting to hear it though. "Something has got to be done" is not green. It's rational. It's right. So now what? Even oil crubbing suckers want to know...but there's nothing in the vocal chords that I can hear, and no ink on paper anyone can read. So...Fix it or shush. Us "bastards" will fix it and you can take the credit for all we care. It's a profit gawd if we can tap what we find, not hot air.

[screwballl]

Start with a falsified or hypocritical goal and they will find a way to make it happen...