Invest Wisely

Jokerswild · November 18th, 2007

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have
had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401 Keg Plan.

November 18th, 2007	#1
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,212	Invest Wisely If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401 Keg Plan. Last edited by gvblake22; November 18th, 2007 at 20:47. Reason: removed extra font tags