on her death bed

screwballl · March 28th, 2007

A woman was in a coma and had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was
a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried
it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into
his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat
lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room.
"What happened?!" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?

Quakindude · March 28th, 2007

ROFLMAO!

polobunny · March 28th, 2007

Bwahahahaha nice one

**gvblake22** · March 28th, 2007

LOL, nice

whitecree · March 29th, 2007

snerksnerksnerk

Maybe I'm a jerk, but that gave me a serious snicker!

Banditman · May 27th, 2007

Damn!

halutzparilla · May 27th, 2007

darn ****...

**simple_inhibition** · May 27th, 2007

HAHAHAHA thats awesome

**Hitman** · May 27th, 2007

Thats right oral sex only goes one way LOL

Jokerswild · May 28th, 2007

Thats too funny.

March 28th, 2007	#1
screwballl Colonel Calamity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sandy South Posts: 6,279 Blog Entries: 6	on her death bed A woman was in a coma and had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?!" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked? Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.

March 28th, 2007	#2
Quakindude I'm Diggin it! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Fort Rucker, AL. Posts: 2,754 Blog Entries: 7	Re: on her death bed ROFLMAO! Q6600@ 3.2GHz w/ CNPS9700 \| EVGA 780i \| 2Gb Corsair DDR2-800 \| EVGA GTX 280 1Gb Video \| 1x WD 640Gb HDD, 2x Seagate 400Gb HDD, 1x250Gb WD \| 2x Samsung SH-203B Opticals \| Antec 900 \| ABS/Tagan BZ700 700W PSU

March 28th, 2007	#3
polobunny T-Rex Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,841 Blog Entries: 6	Re: on her death bed Bwahahahaha nice one

March 28th, 2007	#4
gvblake22 Modder-ator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tempe Desert Posts: 6,417 Blog Entries: 1	Re: on her death bed LOL, nice

March 29th, 2007	#5
whitecree Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: deep in the forest, chipping away at some yellow cedar Posts: 173	Re: on her death bed snerksnerksnerk Maybe I'm a jerk, but that gave me a serious snicker! P4 2Ghz, soyo dragon2 mobo, 3x256 pc3200, radeon 9200 128Mb, pioneer 4x cd/dvd combo, 40G + 80G Hdds, pinnacle firewire, onboard sound, 35W psu

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May 27th, 2007	#8
simple_inhibition socket 939 junkie Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In front of my pc in Ft Bragg XD Posts: 1,467 Blog Entries: 1	Re: on her death bed HAHAHAHA thats awesome

May 27th, 2007	#9
Hitman Functional Alcoholic Join Date: May 2006 Location: 14S E:561116 N:3830189 Posts: 4,404 Blog Entries: 2	Re: on her death bed Thats right oral sex only goes one way LOL

May 28th, 2007	#10
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,117	Re: on her death bed Thats too funny.

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