Guy Marries Robot

[Jokerswild]

Zoltan is a 33-year-old guy from Georgia. Average height, average looks, and not a rich man. He works in an arcade, where he fixes video games for a living, and still lives with his elderly parents. No wonder he was nervous about asking his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice to marry him. To make things more tense, she had split up with Zoltan at the beginning of the relationship because she thought he was taking things too fast. Since they got back together, though, Alice has been good for Zoltan—he's started attending church again, and cut out watching porn. His parents' initial rejection of her had turned to respect, and the four of them seemed to be living together happily enough. So Zoltan had confidence when he popped the question to Alice—his beloved, who just happens to be a robot.

Technosexual: One Man's Tale of Robot Love

[Capper]

At least he's not marrying a relative

[Jokerswild]

I'm so attached to this computer that it might be a relative of mine.

[Stormcrow]

I, for one, welcome our new sex robot overlords.

[polobunny]

I went on the site. Epic tale of a basement dweller it seems.

[Stormcrow]

I downloaded that Kari program to see what it's like...Holy shit it's annoying as all hell, I dont see how any guy can get something meaningful out of this. It's exactly like that SmarterChild IM bot, parroting back everything you say all garbled.

Lonely basement dweller guy is lonely for sure.