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March 12th, 2007
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| As stated in the avatar:  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Out here in the New Mexico desert.
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|  Great joke! Apologies if you've seen this already - Air Traffic Control in Atlanta, Georgia. ************************************************** Atlanta ATC: "Atlanta Center to Saudi Air 911. You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you, Atlanta Center. Acknowledged, cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R. Allah be Praised!" Atlanta ATC: "Atlanta Center to Iran Air 515. You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L." Iran Air:"Thank you, Atlanta Center . We are cleared to land on Infidel's runway 27L. Allah is Great!" Pause: STATIC...................... Saudi Air: "ATLANTA CENTER! - ATLANTA CENTER!" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead, Saudi Air 911." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!" Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?"  If it's not fixed, then don't broke it!  |
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March 12th, 2007
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March 13th, 2007
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| Meow means woof in cat.  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Elba, AL
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| Re: Great joke! haha, I've been sick so that cheered me up a little :D Intel Core 2 Duo E6420 Conroe @ 2.80GHz Cooler Master GeminII - Thanks Rich and HL! GIGABYTE GA-965P-DS3 (rev. 1.3) EVGA GeForce 8800GTS 320MB @ 726/962 CORSAIR XMS2 4GB (4 x 1GB) DDR2-800 OCZ GameXStream 600W PSU Maxtor 300GB 7200RPM SATA150 16MB cache HDD Seagate 500GB 7200ROM SATA300 16mb cache HDD Sony NEC Optiarc 18X DVD±R DVD Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi XtremeMusic 7.1 ZyXel m-202 802.11g adapter Antec Nine Hundred Creative 5.1 speakers Viewsonic Optiquest q20wb 20" LCD |
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March 13th, 2007
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| There can only be One...  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Troy, AL
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March 13th, 2007
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| As stated in the avatar: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Out here in the New Mexico desert.
Posts: 806
| Re: Great joke! Glad to be of service, guys.  My wife wasn't sure if it would be well recieved or not when I mentioned I put it up here... If it's not fixed, then don't broke it! |
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