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| Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA
Posts: 337
| GO GITCHA MOMMA A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city, and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy..................go git cha Momma............... SIG Under Construction - working on something new. Last edited by gvblake22; July 19th, 2007 at 11:34. Reason: removed extra font tags |
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| Fried Rice Peddler Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 355
| LOL... AHahahahahaha... |
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| ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 5,192
| How come this reminds me of Stinger? |
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| Yes - the Doctor is back. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,741
| How come this doesn't remind me of Joker? ![]() |
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| ako the pinoy Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: by the beach
Posts: 1,698
| ...i read this long time ago, it still give me the laughs ... joker take one to know one, so it sound both of you . ![]() Abit IP35-E C2D E6750 G0 @ 2.66ghz [TR Ultra120EX] EVAG 8800GTS [TR HR03] Corsair [2gbDual@800] 820GB HDD[120/200/500] Antec TP 550W Silverstone Temjin 09 Saitek Eclipse1 & Razer DeathAdder Windows Vista Ultimate 32bit |
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| ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 5,192
| Hard to argue with logic. ![]() |
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| Kill the wabbit Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Wyoming
Posts: 177
| Hahahahahah!! nice! Asus A8N32-SLI Deluxe. Amd X2 4200 2GB Corsair XMS Extreme. BFG 8800GTS 320 OC2 ThermalTake "Big Typhoon". Audigy 2 ZS. Logitech X-530 5.1 surround. Sceptre X9 LCD WD 2000 HDD. Lit-on DVD R/RW. MGE "Viper"case PurePower RX 500W |
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| Meow means woof in cat. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Elba, AL
Posts: 1,910
| In that case it would be: Stinger - go git dat joker! Intel Core 2 Duo E6420 Conroe @ 2.80GHz Cooler Master GeminII - Thanks Rich and HL! GIGABYTE GA-965P-DS3 (rev. 1.3) EVGA GeForce 8800GTS 320MB @ 726/962 CORSAIR XMS2 4GB (4 x 1GB) DDR2-800 OCZ GameXStream 600W PSU Maxtor 300GB 7200RPM SATA150 16MB cache HDD Seagate 500GB 7200ROM SATA300 16mb cache HDD Sony NEC Optiarc 18X DVD±R DVD Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi XtremeMusic 7.1 ZyXel m-202 802.11g adapter Antec Nine Hundred Creative 5.1 speakers Viewsonic Optiquest q20wb 20" LCD |
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