Germ Conscious

Phosphorous · July 13th, 2007

This is for the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water
to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia .
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car"

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted," COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Jokerswild · July 13th, 2007

I gave the day care kids I watch ice cream and after they finished, the dog licked the bowls so I told them that was good enough and stuck the bowls back in the cupboard. The look on their faces was priceless.

Panda Man · July 13th, 2007

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Originally Posted by Jokerswild

I gave the day care kids I watch ice cream and after they finished, the dog licked the bowls so I told them that was good enough and stuck the bowls back in the cupboard. The look on their faces was priceless.

You sir, are horrible. Funny as hell, I would have done it to, but since I didn't, you are horrible

Phosphorous · July 13th, 2007

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Originally Posted by Jokerswild

I gave the day care kids I watch ice cream and after they finished, the dog licked the bowls so I told them that was good enough and stuck the bowls back in the cupboard. The look on their faces was priceless.

July 13th, 2007	#1
Phosphorous Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA Posts: 332	Germ Conscious This is for the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia . After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!" For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!" Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car" Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted," COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!" SIG Under Construction - working on something new.

July 13th, 2007	#2
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,118	Re: Germ Conscious I gave the day care kids I watch ice cream and after they finished, the dog licked the bowls so I told them that was good enough and stuck the bowls back in the cupboard. The look on their faces was priceless.