A few "Q & A"'s

[Dr. V]

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.


Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"


Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.


Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.


Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom's apple pie.


Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.


Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

I'll add to these as I stumble across some more.



I love the KFC one.