An Extra Sad Day For RA1D

[Capper]

AN elderly Indonesian woman famed nationwide for supernatural skills in lengthening penises has died.
Reclusive Mak Erot, famed for penis extension treatment incorporating traditional herbs and Islamic prayer, died last week in Caringin village on the western coast of Java island, the Kompas newspaper website reported today.

Mak Erot - who reports aged anywhere from 101 to over 130 - prompted legions of imitations of her famous clinics, many using her famously craggy and birthmarked face to lure in anxious men.

While her legacy has been closely guarded by male descendents intent on maintaining the purity of the treatment, Mak Erot has become a pop-culture icon in everything from advertisements to teenage romantic comedy films.

Reports of he death prompted a flurry of bemused online comments from internet users in the world's largest Muslim-majority country.

User "Jengkol" wrote on news website Detikcom: "Oh no, I didn't have the chance to go to Mak Erot and now she's dead. I'll just have to buy a vacuum. Maybe that could be the solution to my problem."

"Penis-growing" grandma dies

[drew and not u]

Damnit, I wonder if that means my appointment is off.

[stevensonmat2]

Yes, and so are any future dates.

[alyssastep]

Originally Posted by drew and not u

Damnit, I wonder if that means my appointment is off.

genetic problems, guys?

[RA1D]

first the wisonsin ban and now this...... i'll never get any action

[polobunny]

Originally Posted by RAID

first the wisonsin ban and now this...... i'll never get any action

Frigid wife eh? Colder than a dead body?

[garetjax]

What's more worrisome is the fact that Capper is finding these stories in the first place...

[Bokranator]

At least we are well informed :)

[Capper]

Well, I had to post this....for those of you waiting to have sex with dead people until you dealt with small penis issues....its a doubly disappointing day.

[Bokranator]

Oh it is a sad day but im kinda happy no more new competition ....