Ed Zachary Disease

Jokerswild · May 29th, 2007

Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so she did.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was told.

Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me."

So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not
haf sex or dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

**stinger608** · May 29th, 2007

Didn't see that coming!!!

**Hitman** · May 29th, 2007

LMFAO, whats with all the Chinese jokes lately.

**gvblake22** · May 29th, 2007

HAHAHAHAHA, good one

polobunny · May 29th, 2007

I don't get it and I feel left out. :/

EDIT: OH LOL, easier when you read it with a chinese accent.

nice one

May 29th, 2007	#1
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,063	Ed Zachary Disease Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so she did. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

May 29th, 2007	#2
stinger608 The Real Final Word Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the Zone! Posts: 2,564 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Ed Zachary Disease Didn't see that coming!!!

May 29th, 2007	#3
Hitman Functional Alcoholic Join Date: May 2006 Location: 14S E:561116 N:3830189 Posts: 4,263 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Ed Zachary Disease LMFAO, whats with all the Chinese jokes lately.

May 29th, 2007	#4
gvblake22 Modder-ator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tempe Desert Posts: 6,366 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Ed Zachary Disease HAHAHAHAHA, good one

May 29th, 2007	#5
polobunny T-Rex Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,605 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Ed Zachary Disease I don't get it and I feel left out. :/ EDIT: OH LOL, easier when you read it with a chinese accent. nice one