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Old December 13th, 2007   #1
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Wife won't bring you your beer or Red Bull anymore? Just dump her and get yourself one of these.

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Old December 13th, 2007   #2
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They had this on woot once. Missed out on it :(



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Wouldn't it be faster to just pick it up yourself? :P




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Old December 13th, 2007   #4
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Wouldn't it be faster to just pick it up yourself? :P
For someone like Joker? nah :P



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Old December 13th, 2007   #5
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Do physical labor when you have a machine or wife?



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howbout the R2D2 thats on the Geek wish list (i so want one)



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Do physical labor when you have a machine or wife?
No no no. Time is money. Save time, save money, buy bigger forklifts that can take more stuff, higher/buy more women. :D




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Old December 13th, 2007   #8
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this is why I have kids, no need for a mini forklift
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Old December 13th, 2007   #9
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big chair + real forklift + driver = epic heightened state of laziness.

Also, a forklift won't talk back to you, cuss you out, spill things, hide things, put your ass in a discount retirement home, punch you out, steal your money, create bodily messes on your furniture, cry, sneak out at night, do drugs, get YOU arrested, wreck your car, (and the list most definitely goes on) ^^




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