Dinner Love

[[Dr. V]]

"Dinner Love"

So a couple, newlyweds, just moved into their brand new home. The man has a full time job and is extremely successful, so the wife stays home. One problem - she doesn't cook. So the man comes home that night and the wife asks, "What could we have for dinner, honey?". The man answers, "Love"! "Alright," says the wife happily.

The next night, the man comes home all tired, and the wife asks again, "What could we have for dinner, honey?". The man answers the same way as the night before, "Love". The wife, all cheery, enjoys dinner.

The next night, man walks into his beautiful house to find his beautiful wife laying on the railing gently 'rubbing' up and down. The man asks, "Sweetheart, what are you doing?". The wife answers, "I'm warming up supper".

[Jokerswild]

She needs to teach my wife to cook.

[[Dr. V]]

LmFaO!

[Quakindude]

Originally Posted by Jokerswild

She needs to teach my wife to cook.

My wife, in answer to your statement, would say:

"Well, if you knew how to turn the oven on....."

To which I would reply:

"I know how to turn the oven on, it's all the gas I gotta deal with before and after...."

And then that would lead to hallway sex.

[Jokerswild]

Originally Posted by Quakindude

My wife, in answer to your statement, would say:

"Well, if you knew how to turn the oven on....."

To which I would reply:

"I know how to turn the oven on, it's all the gas I gotta deal with before and after...."

And then that would lead to hallway sex.

Yea you'd be screwed alright.