Dear Abbey

Jokerswild · February 21st, 2008

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone
knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new
one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the
breeze with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our
daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. What
should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman. You don't need him
anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for
President of the United States. Act like one.

**Hitman** · February 21st, 2008

Oh holy shit that was funny. Have to admit I didn't see the punch line coming.

screwballl · February 21st, 2008

That is great!!

oldman_gamer · February 21st, 2008

Caught me at the end too! Good one

**gvblake22** · February 21st, 2008

HAHAHA, priceless!

February 21st, 2008	#1
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,193	Dear Abbey Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the breeze with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. What should I do? Signed: Clueless Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one. Last edited by Hitman; February 21st, 2008 at 11:16.

February 21st, 2008	#2
Hitman Functional Alcoholic Join Date: May 2006 Location: 14S E:561116 N:3830189 Posts: 4,562 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Dear Abbey Oh holy shit that was funny. Have to admit I didn't see the punch line coming.

February 21st, 2008	#3
screwballl Colonel Calamity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sandy South Posts: 6,278 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Dear Abbey That is great!! Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.

February 21st, 2008	#4
oldman_gamer "you smell sumthin"? Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northeast Pennsyltucky Posts: 1,449 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Dear Abbey Caught me at the end too! Good one

February 21st, 2008	#5
gvblake22 Modder-ator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tempe Desert Posts: 6,475 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Dear Abbey HAHAHA, priceless!