Dead Cat

[Jokerswild]

A friend of my wife’s has a mother that is a teacher. A few weeks ago the teacher and a few other teachers went out to lunch and when they were getting ready to drop my wife’s friend’s mom at home she noticed that their cat had been run over. She told the other teachers she didn’t want to put it in the garbage can just in case the kids found it there so the teacher that was driving told her to put it in a bag and she would throw it in her garbage when she got home. A couple weeks go by and the teachers are out shopping together when they return to the car to put their bags in they find the bag with the dead cat still there frozen and no one wants to put their bags in with the dead cat so they remove the cat and then put their bags in and shut the trunk figuring they take care of the cat bag later they set it on the trunk and go back into the mall to have lunch. When they are sitting at the restaurant they can see the car with the bag with the dead cat from the window. After a while a lady parks close to them gets out of her car and sees the bag on the trunk of the car. She looks all around and then takes the bag and proceeds into the restaurant. She sits down and gets settled and then opens the bag and looks inside. She jumps up and screams and then slips and falls and hits her head on the table and knocks herself out. The EMT’s show up and load her onto a gurney and set the bag and the rest of her stuff next to her and put her in the ambulance and leave.

I wish I knew what happened after that but she got what was coming to her for stealing the bag.

[Parker]

Wow.... thats crazy. Very funny storry joker!

[Hitman]

Is this a true story?

[Parker]

Originally Posted by Hitman

Is this a true story?

Most likely.... and I bet your the one who hit the cat!!!!!

[Hitman]

Originally Posted by Parker

Most likely.... and I bet your the one who hit the cat!!!!!

The only animal I have ever hit was a deer, and let me tell you that's like hitting another car.

[Parker]

Originally Posted by Hitman

The only animal I have ever hit was a deer, and let me tell you that's like hitting another car.

Was it a big deer? Buck? I saw a video a while back of a cop car hitting a big buck, it didn't look to good......

[Jokerswild]

Originally Posted by Hitman

Is this a true story?

Yes it's true. I about fell out of the chair laughing when the wife told me.

[Parker]

Originally Posted by Jokerswild

I about fell out of the chair laughing when the wife told me.

HA! No kidding... I was laughing reading this!!
That musta been so funny to watch that lady open the bag and scream....!!!!

[Hitman]

Originally Posted by Parker

Was it a big deer? Buck? I saw a video a while back of a cop car hitting a big buck, it didn't look to good......

It was a 4 point buck, I was doing about 80 down a country road, and hit him in an 87 Toyota pickup (Picture was taken about 6 months prior) I had, with big smittybuilt bumpers. I hit him so hard it threw my truck off the road and into a ditch, I hit my head on the steering wheel knocking me out. Some old man was coming home from the bar and saw the dead buck in the road and me in the ditch. He helped me out, and took the deer. This happened about 16 years ago. (don't drink and drive)

[Parker]

Originally Posted by Hitman

It was a 4 point buck, I was doing about 80 down a country road, and hit him in an 87 Toyota pickup I had, with big smittybuilt bumpers. I hit him so hard it threw my truck off the road and into a ditch, I hit my head on the steering wheel knocking me out. Some old man was coming home from the bar and saw the dead buck in the road and me in the ditch. He helped me out, and took the deer. This happened about 16 years ago. (don't drink and drive)

Wow, thats crazy...
I've never been into any car accident..... yet.
I'm glad you survived at least!