convict

oldman_gamer · January 5th, 2008

A man escapes prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for guns and money. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and goes into the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, " listen, this guy is an escaped convict,look at his clothes, he probably spent alot of time in jail and hasn't been with a woman for years.I saw how he kissed your neck.If he wants sex....do not resist or complain , do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous, and could kill us both. Be strong hunny, I love you".
The tied up wife responds, " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks your cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom, be strong hunny, I love you too".

screwballl · January 6th, 2008

that is just wrong.... but funny

Phosphorous · January 8th, 2008

Thats great.

January 5th, 2008	#1
oldman_gamer "you smell sumthin"? Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northeast Pennsyltucky Posts: 1,449 Blog Entries: 1	convict A man escapes prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for guns and money. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and goes into the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, " listen, this guy is an escaped convict,look at his clothes, he probably spent alot of time in jail and hasn't been with a woman for years.I saw how he kissed your neck.If he wants sex....do not resist or complain , do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous, and could kill us both. Be strong hunny, I love you". The tied up wife responds, " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks your cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom, be strong hunny, I love you too".

January 6th, 2008	#2
screwballl Colonel Calamity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sandy South Posts: 6,278 Blog Entries: 6	Re: convict that is just wrong.... but funny Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.

January 8th, 2008	#3
Phosphorous Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA Posts: 337	Re: convict Thats great. SIG Under Construction - working on something new.