Call in Sick

Jokerswild · October 5th, 2006

Here's a site that will help you call in sick to work without having to get you butt out of bed in the morning.

http://www.call-in-sick.com/

polobunny · October 5th, 2006

LOL, you're half a hour too late though, already at work. :P

**gvblake22** · October 5th, 2006

Just tell your boss you have "Anal-Glocoma".
Then when he is suprised and asks, "Wow, that sounds serious, what exactly is that?" You can reply with, "Well, I just can't see my @$$ comin' in to work today!" :thumb:

Jokerswild · October 5th, 2006

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Originally Posted by gvblake22

Just tell your boss you have "Anal-Glocoma".
Then when he is suprised and asks, "Wow, that sounds serious, what exactly is that?" You can reply with, "Well, I just can't see my @$$ comin' in to work today!" :thumb:

I called in once and told the boss I lost my American Express card and I couldn't leave home without it. I also called in with the Bubonic Plague once too.

**Hitman** · October 5th, 2006

WTF is calling in Sick? We have Sick Call. You come in see a PA he tells you nothing is wrong with you and you go back to work.

Jokerswild · October 5th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Hitman

WTF is calling in Sick? We have Sick Call. You come in see a PA he tells you nothing is wrong with you and you go back to work.

My dad told me that when he was in the navy if you went to the doctor for anything he just told you to drink more water. That was WWII.

**Hitman** · October 5th, 2006

Here is Army medical 101. Drink Water, Take Motrin, and if that doesn't work, go to Physical Therapy.

Jokerswild · October 5th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Hitman

Here is Army medical 101. Drink Water, Take Motrin, and if that doesn't work, go to Physical Therapy.

Wouldn't work for me since I need mental therapy.

**Hitman** · October 5th, 2006

Ha Ha, yeah they got a fix for that too.

Captain Crunch · October 5th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Hitman

WTF is calling in Sick? We have Sick Call. You come in see a PA he tells you nothing is wrong with you and you go back to work.

That's not true and you know it, The Doc. always gives you Motrin and sends you on your way. It doesnt matter if you have a cold, flu, head ache, sprained ankle or your puking all over every thing ..........YOU WILL GET MOTRIN!!!!!

October 5th, 2006	#1
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polobunny T-Rex Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,573 Blog Entries: 6	LOL, you're half a hour too late though, already at work. :P

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Hitman Functional Alcoholic Join Date: May 2006 Location: 14S E:561116 N:3830189 Posts: 4,213 Blog Entries: 2	WTF is calling in Sick? We have Sick Call. You come in see a PA he tells you nothing is wrong with you and you go back to work.