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April 20th, 2008
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| T-Rex  |  Bush fan There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."   |
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April 21st, 2008
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| socket 939 junkie  | Re: Bush fan Quote:
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April 21st, 2008
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| Colonel Calamity  | Re: Bush fan That joke has been modified 5 different ways... the first one with the same wording was: "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a Gore fan." or Johnny says, "That would make me a Ron Paul fan." or Johnny says, "That would make me a Kerry fan." or Johnny says, "That would make me a Clinton fan."  Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.  |
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April 21st, 2008
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| Helper Person In General  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cleveland, Ohio
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 Cute joke as it can easily be tailored to one's liking. Ron  | |
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April 21st, 2008
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| The Pizza Killer  Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: where do you friggin live??
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April 21st, 2008
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| Functional Alcoholic  | Re: Bush fan Quote:
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April 21st, 2008
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| Colonel Calamity | Re: Bush fan Quote:
 Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members. | |
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April 21st, 2008
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2008
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| Re: Bush fan Quote:
This one is older... and funnier. | |
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