Blond Joke

[Jokerswild]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. . Scroll Down
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Put all the Corn Flakes back in the Box

[Stormcrow]

How do you keep a blond occupied for hours?

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[NoctisReitop]

*shakes head* This is going nowhere quickly ^^. I presume this forum wants the jokes to stay clean?

Blonde walked into the store, found a salesman and said to him "I'd like to buy that tv. please." The salesman replied, "Sorry ma'am, we don't sell to blondes." She stormed out in a huff. She thought she'd fool him and dyed her hair red. She went back into the same store, found the same salesman, and asked him, "Sir, I'd like to buy this TV." He replied again "Ma'am, we don't sell to blondes." She again stormed out, went home, and dyed her hair brown. She came back again and said, "Sir, I'd lke to buy that TV." Again, the salesman replied, "Sorry Ma'am, we don't sell to blondes." She couldn't believe it! She yelled at the salesman, "I've come in here with three different hair colors, how the hell do you know I'm a blonde!!!" He said calmly, "Maam, this is a microwave....."

[gvblake22]

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
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...because she threw out all the W's

[Capper]

be warned, the owner is blond

[Stormcrow]

Originally Posted by Capper

be warned, the owner is blond

I am too

[Jokerswild]

Originally Posted by Capper

be warned, the owner is blond

Wow that explains a lot.

[polobunny]

Originally Posted by Capper

be warned, the owner is blond

The grinch has green hair, liar. =P

[Beetle Bailey]

Wow!!! I heard the drums and everything there.

[screwballl]

Originally Posted by Capper

be warned, the owner is blond

aren't a few letters switched there? isn't it bald... not blonde?

no worries I married a blonde... and have a daughter who is blonde so I deal with it doubly every day