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Old November 20th, 2007   #1
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Once your done filling out your request to becoming ordained, check out the online store LOL. Ever wanted your PHD?

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Old November 20th, 2007   #2
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Haha, I looked into this and in most states it's actually legit to marry people through this. Other states just require a little more, awesome.
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I actually did this a few weeks ago.... I was bored, benchmarking and had nothing to do.

Its legit, you are not allowed to do circumcisions, animal sacrifices, or exorcisms.......which takes the fun out of a lot of it.



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I actually did this a few weeks ago.... I was bored, benchmarking and had nothing to do.

Its legit, you are not allowed to do circumcisions, animal sacrifices, or exorcisms.......which takes the fun out of a lot of it.
Ok, out of them three, which would you rather do Capper
Okay, I really don't want to know

J/K bro!!!!
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I wonder if the Catholic church would let me be an exorcist without actually having to become Catholic...
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Ooh, I've always wanted to have a Doctor of the Universe degree.



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The little Dove on their website is a nice touch though. I think it might represent the Holy Spirit or God in some way to them.

Maybe they are just trying to make getting into ministry as fast and easy as it is to get into sin ... ?

Am I to understand they give some samples with the ordination kit? Two packets of holy water and two packets of oil that come in the same little squeeze tubes as heatsink grease.
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The little Dove on their website is a nice touch though. I think it might represent the Holy Spirit or God in some way to them.

Maybe they are just trying to make getting into ministry as fast and easy as it is to get into sin ... ?
It's looks like it's based mainly on freedom of religion, and that anybody can become a leader in the religion of their choosing. Looking at the titles, I see mention of Buddhist, Lama, Wiccan, Druid, Shaman, and others which is a big plus.
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Yeah but I didn't see "High Geek" as any of the titles.
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Ok, out of them three, which would you rather do Capper
Okay, I really don't want to know

J/K bro!!!!

Come on Stinger you know He'd want to do circumcision with His teeth.
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