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February 14th, 2008
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|  Ancient Cow Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road One evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. 'What happened to you,' asked Hillary? 'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me.'! 'My God, what did you tell them? ' asked Hillary. The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.'  SIG Under Construction - working on something new. |
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February 14th, 2008
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February 14th, 2008
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| root canals suck  | Re: Ancient Cow Poor,poor,Hilliery. Brought to you by this web search.Live Search Images: mad cow Phunny ass joke ther Phos. ;)  Last edited by oldman_gamer; March 4th, 2008 at 07:45. |
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February 14th, 2008
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| socket 939 junkie  | Re: Ancient Cow HAHAHAHAHA NICE!!! Q6600 @ 3.6ghz (400x9 @ 1.408v) Gigabyte X38-DQ6 2x2GB G-Skill DDR2 1000 @ DDR2 1066 5-5-5-15 2T 2.1v Visiontek HD4870 Seagate 7200.11 500GB 32MB Cache HDD Razer Barracuda AC1 Silverstone DA750 Samsung Dual Layer DVD Burner Lian Li G70WB Thermochill PA120.3|Swiftech Storm Rev.2|Swiftech MCP 655 |
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February 15th, 2008
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February 19th, 2008
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