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August 3rd, 2007
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| Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA
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|  7 kinds of sex Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex . This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will havesex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you havebeen with your partner for too long.... When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot standyour wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social SecuritySex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live.  SIG Under Construction - working on something new. Last edited by Phosphorous; August 3rd, 2007 at 06:40. |
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August 3rd, 2007
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| Fried Rice Peddler  Join Date: Feb 2007
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| Re: 7 kinds of sex Its new to me, hahahaha....  |
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| Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA
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| Re: 7 kinds of sex Quote:
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August 3rd, 2007
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| aka Mike Honcho  | Re: 7 kinds of sex haha, i'm now at the 3rd kind of sex but i do miss having the 1st and 2nd kind of sex. INTEL Core 2 Extreme QX9770 * ASUS Striker II Extreme 790i Ultra * Corsair Dominator 2GB DDR3-2000 EVGA GTX 280 SLI * Western Digital Velociraptor * ASUS BC-1205PT Blue Ray Drive * Danger Den Torture Rack Water Cooling - Dtek Fuzion V2 - D5 - 120.3 - EK Res400 - 1/2" Tygon - Bitspower Compression Fittings |
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| Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA
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| Re: 7 kinds of sex Quote:
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