40 things you'd like to say, but......

[Capper]

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full
of ****.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people
learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a
damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhhh .. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us
again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was
young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't
give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
you're an artist.
18. Any connections between your reality and mine is
purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma
to bu rn off
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent
lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most
of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic and disorder…my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just
wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh, I get it…like humor…but different.

[stinger608]

That is pretty good Cap!!!!!!

[Hitman]

It should be titled the 40 things Hitman says on a regular basis.

Oh Yeah dude I am gonna spam this at work.

[whitecree]

Gasp! So much political incorrectness!

:P

[polobunny]

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

My favorites. I'll try to use the first one with miss and see how she reacts. :P

[screwballl]

wow I saw 13 and that is me!!!!

[gvblake22]

I like number 18 too

[XoRn]

41. It pains me to think of how ignorant you must be.
42. How many times do I have to flush to make you go away?

:D

[Quakindude]

39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

When you hear about the man in Enterprise, AL that was shot after arguing with his wife, you'll know I've dropped that little gem.

[Capper]

You know.....I read that list, and posted it because i could pretty much put forum names with every phrase on that list