You know it's going to be a bad day when...

[oldman_gamer]

You wake up face down on the pavement
You call suicide prevention and the put you on hold
You put your bra on backwards.....and it fits better
You see a 60 minutes news team waiting in your office
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last nights party--and there aren' t any
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
Your twin sister forgets your birthday
You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke, and then realize you don't have a water bed
Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hells Angles on the freeway

[Jokerswild]

You know it's going to be a bad day when you read a joke thread and it's a biography.

[PTRMAN]

Hey Old Man - what kind of man puts on a bra?

[screwballl]

when you get old, man-boobs become more prevalent thus the need for a bra

[oldman_gamer]

Originally Posted by PTRMAN

Hey Old Man - what kind of man puts on a bra?

Where did I throw that address......

[Jokerswild]

Originally Posted by screwballl

when you get old, man-boobs become more prevalent thus the need for a bra

You did some research on that did you?

[screwballl]

nope, only went by what you told me on your 80th birthday

[Hitman]

Hell it's going to be a bad day if I put a bra on period.

[screwballl]

then we won't mention what you said in the hangover thread

[PTRMAN]

Funny OMG, very funny!