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January 25th, 2008
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| vincit qui se vincit
 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Upper Michigan
Posts: 451
|  Shorties What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still glad to see you. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Carl  Core 2 Duo E6750 Arctic Cooling Freezer 7 Pro Abit IP35 Pro 2x1GB Crucial Ballistix DDR2 800 XFX 8800GS Alpha Dog 500GB Seagate Barracuda 32MB Cache Coolermaster RC-690 OCZ StealthXStream 600 watt Acer AL2216W 22" monitor Windows XP Pro SP2 Last edited by Carl Martin; January 27th, 2008 at 15:07. | ||||||||||||||
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January 27th, 2008
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| Functional Alcoholic
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January 28th, 2008
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| No Sanity, no problem.
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January 28th, 2008
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| ako the pinoy
 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: by the beach
Posts: 1,680
| Re: Shorties so my wife is alright then, its been more than a year now...  Abit IP35-E C2D E6750 G0 @ 2.66ghz [TR Ultra120EX] EVAG 8800GTS [TR HR03] Corsair [2gbDual@800] 820GB HDD[120/200/500] Antec TP 550W Silverstone Temjin 09 Saitek Eclipse1 & Razer DeathAdder Windows Vista Ultimate 32bit | ||||||||||||||
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January 29th, 2008
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| Colonel Calamity
 | Re: Shorties it gets worse the longer you're married... right around 5 years it is the opposite, the dog is happy to see you and the wife is heard mumbling "shit hes home already"  Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.  | ||||||||||||||
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January 29th, 2008
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January 29th, 2008
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| Colonel Calamity
| Re: Shorties I am at 7.5 years so I know how it is hitman Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members. | ||||||||||||||
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January 29th, 2008
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| "I have been chosen!"
 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 597
| Re: Shorties But is the dog still happy to see you after 7.5 years? We never had a dog and I'm at 15. Maybe I need to get a dog?  | ||||||||||||||
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January 29th, 2008
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| Colonel Calamity
| Re: Shorties well no the dog runs from me every chance she gets because she is one of the dumbest dogs I have ever known... but one of our two cats is still happy to see my after 8 years Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members. | ||||||||||||||
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January 29th, 2008
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| "I have been chosen!"
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 597
| Re: Shorties Good to hear - my two cats (who I had before marriage) lasted about 10 years into it before passing on. Now her cat is friendly to me but certainly prefers her. The only time he slept on my side of the bed was after I went to a Korean BBQ place - I stank like meat and he wanted to know where I was hiding it in the bed. | ||||||||||||||
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