A real bad day

[oldman_gamer]

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
Hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs
his Drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
Can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
So my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
Stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab
Left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife
In bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the
Courage to put an end to my life."
"And then you show up and drink the damn poison".

[Phosphorous]

LOL Nice