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Old February 2nd, 2007   #1
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Whats the first thing a woman does after returning home from a battered womans shelter?



The Dishes if she knows whats best for her



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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice!!!!



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What does it mean when your wife comes out of the kitchen and into the living room to ask you what you want for dinner?

You made her chain too long.


Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the stove.



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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the stove.
You stole mine!


Why are the Bride's wedding dresses white?

...to match the stove and refrigerator!
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Why did the Woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the F*ck is she doing out of the kitchen?
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