Job Opening

Jokerswild · February 18th, 2008

Subject: Gynecologist's Assistant Opening

A young man goes into the JobCenter in Jacksonville , Florida , and
sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he
goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies - 'Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000,but you're going to have to go to Oxford , Mississippi . That's about 620miles from here.' 'Oh why, is that where the job is at?' 'No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'

screwballl · February 18th, 2008

oh ok so you were first in line and already denied the job so you're here to post about it...

I have heard this joke before but it is still funny

February 18th, 2008	#1
Jokerswild ButtHead Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,041	Job Opening Subject: Gynecologist's Assistant Opening A young man goes into the JobCenter in Jacksonville , Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies - 'Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000,but you're going to have to go to Oxford , Mississippi . That's about 620miles from here.' 'Oh why, is that where the job is at?' 'No sir - that's where the end of the line is!' Last edited by Hitman; February 18th, 2008 at 13:42.

February 18th, 2008	#2
screwballl Colonel Calamity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sandy South Posts: 6,283 Blog Entries: 6	Re: Job Opening oh ok so you were first in line and already denied the job so you're here to post about it... I have heard this joke before but it is still funny

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