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January 20th, 2008
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| I'm Diggin it!
 |  I want to open a damn checking account! A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!" "I'm very sorry, sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about the situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no problem, damn it!" the man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!" "I see," says the manager. "Is this bitch giving you a hard time?"  Q6600@ 3.2GHz w/ CNPS9700 | EVGA 780i | 2Gb Corsair DDR2-800 | EVGA 9800GTX 512 Video | 1x WD 640Gb HDD, 2x Seagate 400Gb HDD, 1x250Gb WD | 2x Samsung SH-203B Opticals | Antec 900 | ABS/Tagan BZ700 700W PSU | ||||||||||||||
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January 20th, 2008
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| Deus Sol Invictus
 | Re: I want to open a damn checking account! lol. nice one :D  If there is a final hour, let's hope for a higher power. One by one, and two by two, I have ammo, what about you? | ||||||||||||||
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January 20th, 2008
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| ButtHead
 Join Date: Mar 2006
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January 20th, 2008
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| Colonel Calamity
 | Re: I want to open a damn checking account! that is a good one  Thanks HL and Corsair! My opinions are my own and not representative of this site or its members.  | ||||||||||||||
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January 21st, 2008
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA
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| Re: I want to open a damn checking account! LMFAO!!! SIG Under Construction - working on something new. | ||||||||||||||
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Thats a good 1!!!!!!
